Dear Sensitives,

It is with great pleasure that the Collector, Curator and personnel of the Surnateum - the Museum of Supernatural History - welcome you to our official website.
This site is the result of years of intensive teamwork. Indeed, at one point we thought it would never see the light of day, since some members of management vehemently opposed any public display of this collection of cryptic curiosities dating back more than one hundred years.
But the Collector's decision was firm - and final.
As you know, the museum's many collections can only be viewed over the Internet.
Please feel free to wander through our virtual galleries of the strange, to explore all the hidden nooks and crannies and to seek answers to those questions that you have always asked.
At times we adopt a lighter, more playful  tone, but I'm sure that the refined amongst you will not be deceived in any way whatsoever.
Any questions or comments should be sent by e-mail to the most appropriate member of staff, who will endeavour to reply in due course.
The Collector cannot be reached via this website.
If you wish to donate any haunted antiques, sacred or pagan relics, rare documents or the remains of creatures that might be of interest to the Department of Cryptozoology and Teratology, then please feel free to contact the relevant department. The same applies if you wish to organise a private exhibition or to engage the services of one of our storytellers.
I wish you a pleasant visit and remain at your disposal for any further information you might require.

Your devoted servant,

The Curator